It’s worth noting these so-called “big” enemies are exactly the same size as their non-big counterparts. At the very least, Sakura Clicker keeps everything simple with the enemy names – regular enemies are referred to as their respective animals like Bear, Boar, and Anubis, whereas their boss versions are titled Big Bear, Big Boar, and Big Anubis. I couldn’t help but feel like I was missing something important. The Steam page mentioned the game had English subtitles, but sadly, I wasn’t presented any translations for the small noises of pleasure or breathy Japanese exclamations. My first look at the sprawling world of Sakura Clicker. Doing this gives you coins, which make the exact same sounds as Munny from the first two Kingdom Hearts games. I quickly figured out the mechanics for the game: click literally anywhere on the screen to send your enemies into the throes of orgas- I mean, reduce your enemies’ health to defeat them. Sakura Clicker dropped me right into the action. Are they on vacation? Are they starring in an anime reboot of Brendan Fraser’s 1999 blockbuster action film The Mummy? Regardless, I didn’t get the story I had hoped for, or even a menu for that matter. I needed an explanation for why these scantily clad young women were cavorting around in what I can only assume to be somewhere in Egypt. I expect nothing, except euphoria.īooting up the game, I had hoped for some exposition into the universe of the Sakura franchise. All that matters right now, in this moment, is my first experience with the free-to-play anime girl game Sakura Clicker. I also have to buy groceries, put gas in my car, and catch up with reading for my summer classes. Tomorrow, the lease on apartment renews and I have to pay my utility bill. Only problem is that I had class in the morning, and I knew if I started now I’d be spending all night with the sort-of animal girls of Sakura Clicker. There it sat in my Steam library, parking itself right between Saints Row IV and Shadow Warrior Classic Redux with a splash image of a busty burgeoning bear babe benignly bothering my…sense of self-respect. I could tell I’d be spending a lot of quality time with Sakura Clicker.
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They looked like something you’d see at a furry rave, but with a little more skin and a lot less social stigma. I skipped the trailer as well, but the product page flaunted a lot of screenshots of more 2D babes in bear costumes. I ain’t much for knowing what to expect, so I decided to avoid the reviews and go in blind. At the time of downloading, Sakura Clicker had 44 reviews with a consensus of “Positive”. The Steam store search turned up a few more results for “Sakura,” but none of those girls had animal ears so I didn’t really care. The name of the game slapped on this lovely creature was Sakura Clicker. The kind of 2D girl who makes you wish you spoke a little Japanese. Under the “New Releases” section was a picture of some girl decked out in Egyptian garb with wings, animal ears, and what we in the business refer to as “BATs” better known as Big Anime Tiddies. I was browsing the front page of Steam, as I am wont to do, when something caught my eye. Usually I prefer grape, but we were out and I wasn’t jonesing hard enough to make any late-night jelly runs. I had just finished listening to the most recent Chooch podcast and I was chowing down on some wheat toast with strawberry jam. Destroying enemies has never been so exciting! The voice acting was attended by such actresses as Kitamori Ayu, Kanzaki Kanali, Yukari Do and many others.It was the night of July 29th, 2015. Especially for Sakura Clicker, about 800 unique moans of the heroines were recorded for each perfect action. Together we have to fight the evil that hangs over peaceful lands. To more effectively resist opponents, hire allies - the same charming beauties. You can completely customize the heroine by buying her outfit items and equipment. By killing enemies, accumulate experience points to buy upgrades, abilities and clothing. Each girl has her own unique abilities and skills. You have to fight with a whole horde of opponents. However, charming beauties are waiting for you who will show you all their charms if you cope with difficult tasks! The events are filled with various adventures, where all you need is to click enemies with the mouse.
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This is the last game in the Sakura series of the same name. Sakura clicker - adventure clicker, made in anime style.
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